Not everyone is wired to leave the safety of their foxholes, join the
charge, and take the hill. It is your prerogative to shield your scary,
Rambo peddler side from animals, children, and the elderly.
7. It is a peddler’s prerogative to create a solid process that works. It
is also your prerogative to be careful when you hop on the process
bandwagon and not let an act of self-help turn into self-mutilation.
8. You better be a funny bastard if you want to be a good peddler. It
is your prerogative to figure out how funny you want to be. Be as funny
as you should be, less isn’t enough, more is too much. It’s all a riddle
anyway!
9. It is your peddler’s prerogative to take a break guiltlessly. Rest,
recharge, and come back swinging. It is essential not to let anyone but
you determine when you need a breather and when you should take it.
10. When you meet folks with bad ’tudes, make no mistake, THEY
WILL WEAKEN YOU! It is absolutely your prerogative to remove them
from your reality. SHUN THEM!
11. A right of passage for any great peddler is being formally stripped
of an account, thrown out of an account, or quitting an account verily.
Good for you. Bravo!
12. It is your peddler’s prerogative to bail on a forced fit. Whenever
you see one coming, quickly parse it. It is usually an overactive
imagination, desperation, or stupidity. Whatever it is, you have to throw
the flag and make the call. Sit the peddler down and bring them back
to reality.
13. It is your prerogative not to take anything that happens in the sales
process PERSONALLY. When bad stuff happens, it is your prerogative
to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and straighten your clothes (doing
your best Charlie Chaplin, of course). Proceed to go about your day.
14. It is your prerogative to forget the spotlight and focus on the details
of the deal. It is your prerogative to realize that that’s the way to preempt
rejection, and that your spectacular moment is when you have cashed
your commission check and are buying pizza and beer!
15. Repeat after me: It is OK to be a peddler. It is OK to sell for a living.
It is OK to tell prospects and customers that I want to sell them my
product for cash. It is OK to ask for an order. And, above all, it is OK
to treat my prospects and customers right and be true. It is all OK. (Psst!
You can fire your psychiatrist now. It’s all okey-dokey!)
16. You have chosen to be a peddler and it’s your prerogative to enhance
or detract from the general world view of your chosen profession. It is
under your control, so don’t be a featherhead.
17. It is your peddler’s prerogative to realize that you are never going
to sell anything to the wrong company or the wrong person at the wrong
time. It ain’t ever gonna happen!
18. It is your prerogative to be a peddler who prospects and customers
can rely on to look out for them and their interests. Make it your business:
to know the score.
19. The world of the peddler is an ongoing morality play and you are
either a champion of the good side or the dark side. It’s your prerogative
to choose to champion the good. Remember, right is right!
20. It is always a peddler’s prerogative to avoid the dance of death. If
you are associated with a company that is unscrupulous, immoral, or
corrupt, DITCH!
21. It is your peddler’s prerogative to be a mystic of the corporate
world!
22. It is your prerogative to remind yourself and your management
that selling isn’t a chess match or a 12-step program. It’s an ongoing
dialogue, an easy conversation.
23. It is the peddler’s prerogative to think big and outside the box. To
dream about taking a little local deal with a lot of goodness and turn it
into a monster of global business. Think big! Really big! BIG, BIG, BIG!
24. Marketing in most companies is a hit or miss proposition. It is your
prerogative to listen politely to their spin and then figure out for yourself
how to sell your product. There’s no earthly reason for letting a bunch
of marketeers hold a perfectly good product HOSTAGE!
25. It’s your peddler’s prerogative to believe that it’s not IF you’ll get
the deal, but WHEN.
26. It is your peddler’s prerogative to learn to be patient and suffer
gladly for your deals.
27. It is the peddler’s prerogative to map his or her company, and figure
out who can get things done, who can’t, who won’t, and who always
says nope.
28. It is the peddler’s prerogative to enthusiastically embrace anyone
or anything that moves him or her closer to a sale, and to wholeheartedly
ignore anyone or anything that doesn’t.
29. It is the peddler’s prerogative to demand that the company makes
it easy for peddlers to sell and easy for customers to buy.
30. It is your prerogative to truly understand the paradox of using a
bazooka to kill a mosquito. It’s not the best use of a resource, but it sure
as hell gets the job done. It is also your prerogative to share your high-impact weapons with your fellow peddlers.
31. It is your prerogative to classify your executive group into the good,
the bad, and the ugly, and to facilitate a good and meaningful relationship
with the good executives. The relationships you create will spawn an
awesome selling team when you need it.
32. It is your prerogative to realize that you must verily, and I DO MEAN
VERILY, respect and honor the administrators in your life. If you do,
you have a shot at success. If you don’t, you will take the longest of
walks off the shortest of piers.
33. If you are a hunter, it is your prerogative to make a mint and be the
best individual contributor you can be. If a company can’t handle that,
it is your prerogative to mosey on down the road, find a better position,
or start your own business and buy them!
34. If you are a farmer, it is your prerogative to go as far as you wish
up the corporate ladder. If you like, you can work your way right up to
chairman and CEO.
35. It is the peddler’s prerogative to make sure management understands
that he or she prefers to be paid rather than praised. It is your prerogative
to suggest they save the money spent on recognition meetings and sign
some checks for the best peddlers.
36. It is the peddler’s prerogative to advise the marketer he deems
relevant (the higher the better) that he will be taking him or her out to
the field. It is also the peddler’s prerogative to tell said marketer that
resistance will be futile, as he will take him or her kicking and screaming
out of the building by any means necessary. It is the peddler’s prerogative
to delight muchly as the customer reads the marketer the riot act.
37. It is every peddler’s prerogative to discover who knows the most
about the product he or she is selling. It is also your prerogative to engage
those folks in your deals, overtly or covertly.
38. It is your prerogative to remember that every product has a product
manager and you have a one in three chance of it being an enlightened
and engaging one. It is also your prerogative to find out fast if you are
blessed with a good one or in need of an alternate strategy.
39. It is the peddler’s prerogative to avoid getting stuck in magical
reality and not to be led astray by unreasonable hope, quiet desperation,
or fanciful, wishful thinking, as it is the quickest way to get your ass in
a sling!
40. There are two kinds of accounts: right accounts and wrong accounts.
It is your prerogative to pursue right accounts until the cows come home.
It is your unequivocal duty not to kid yourself and waste time on wrong
accounts. Every peddler knows up from down and right from wrong.
Stick with right accounts and ditch wrong accounts.
41. It is your prerogative as a peddler to understand the entire history
of the company, its products and services. It’s your prerogative to know
why and how they were created. It is important to understand the
historical perspective so that you become an authority and can chronicle
the product inside your head. It is your absolute prerogative to get this
information from the people in the know. It is not their prerogative to
put you off, ever.
42. When you find a target or prospect that’s “right,” it is absolutely
your peddler’s prerogative to immediately start to see and think of them
as a customer, they just haven’t realized it yet! So be it.
43. When prospecting and finding deals it is your prerogative to never
say never on any idea or presuppose that this or that will not work until
you have actually tried it out by picking up the phone or getting in front
of and talking to the prospect. If you think you can’t then you can’t! This
kind of predictive attitude is stupid. Says me!
44. It is your peddler’s prerogative to leave nothing to chance, be ever
vigilant, monitor everything, and maintain a meaningful dialogue with
all key players—inside your prospect’s company and inside your
company!
45. Never, never, never try and be a techie with a techie. He or she
knows you are not and will think you are a dope if you try. 24. Marketing in most companies is a hit or miss proposition. It is your
prerogative to listen politely to their spin and then figure out for yourself
how to sell your product. There’s no earthly reason for letting a bunch
of marketeers hold a perfectly good product HOSTAGE!
46. As a peddler with a qualified deal, it is your prerogative to first, find
the navigator and, second determine the reason or compelling scenario
that creates a sense of urgency about doing the deal.
47. It is the peddler’s prerogative to summarize the product and
opportunity to every new face that appears during a meeting. This
revolving door lets you reinforce the fit among the other participants.
Turn a negative into a positive whenever you can.
48. It is your prerogative to meet with your counterparts at all of your
competitors. It’s an essential part of understanding and familiarizing
yourself with the market. It’s extending your web. It shows you are a
smart peddler. It’s OK to be friends with the peddlers you are competing
against. Remember, it’s a very small world.
49. It is the peddler’s prerogative to make sure the prospect understands
the value propositions. Anything less than 100% will proportionately
decrease your chances of closing the business.
50. It is the peddler’s prerogative to avoid fighting for control of a deal,
and make a rational call, deal by deal, whether he or she or the prospect
is going to run the deal. When the prospect leads the deal, the good
peddler remains in the game, participating and influencing accordingly.
The smart peddler makes sure he or she is always sitting at the table.
51. Peddling is about moving deals down the line. It is the peddler’s
prerogative to be ever vigilant about any detail, no matter how trivial,
that could slow down a deal, and to make it his or her number one priority
to exert his or her influence to keep the deal moving. It is also the peddler’s
prerogative to be anal retentive about every aspect of his or her deal. The
devil is in the details.
52. It is the peddler’s prerogative not to be intimidated by the closing
myth. Closing is simply the end of the selling process. When the last
question is answered, you are done and the deal is closed.
53. It is the peddler’s prerogative to make sure that as a deal gets done,
it is a good and fair deal for folks on both sides of the table. Bad deals
always come back to haunt the perpetrating party. This is the karma of
peddlery. Don’t mess with it!
54. As a peddler, it is your prerogative to choose only good deals and
then set the tone for getting them done. You can let it be known that to
do business with you, a prospect must be COOL!
55. If you take the time to ask all the key questions in each phase of the
selling process, it is your prerogative to take the time to listen heartily to
the answers. Don’t ever ask a question and then tune out or interrupt the
prospect as he or she is answering. Save that for your sales manager!
56. It is your peddler’s prerogative to get to the verbal as fast as you can.
A verbal from a reliable source means you’re in! Enjoy the verbal, as it
usually means you are getting the business. It also means it is time to
buckle down and put this puppy to bed.
57. Pricing models should be simple and easy to explain to anyone—
and I do mean ANYONE. If your mother can’t understand how much
your products costs, then marketing has gone overboard once again. It
is your peddler’s prerogative to haul them back into the boat.
58. When involved in contract negotiations, it is your prerogative not
to think you are a lawyer and negotiate legal terms and conditions. Join
the business bargaining, but keep your mouth closed during any legal
wrangling. We all know you are blessed and wonderful, but you ain’t a
lawyer, bucko, so cool your jets.
59. During negotiations, never take no as an answer until you hear it
three times. Folks who say no three times really mean it. Less than that, however,
and they may change their minds. It is your peddler’s prerogative
to follow the three-times rule and make sure no means no!
60. During the last part of the closing cycle, keep everything grounded
in reality. Prospects can lose perspective and believe they can get more
than is fair or reasonable. Keep their reality quotient at 42. Search me, it’s
that Zen thing again!
61. It is the peddler’s prerogative to know when the heck to close his or
her yap and stop selling. It is hard to do. Selling is a peddler’s natural state. But when you have the deal, for the love of Pete, remember to stop
selling. Stop selling. STOP SELLING!
62. The deal isn’t done until you have cashed your commission check.
If you are not using that money to buy yourself a pizza and some beer,
you can’t allow yourself to think all is fine. You have to make triple sure
that the P.O. is getting through the bureaucracy at the customers company
and then at yours. It’s your responsibility no matter what anyone tries
to tell you. Don’t foul up!
63. Your word is all you have. If your company makes a commitment,
that is your commitment; its word is your word. It is your peddler’s
prerogative to fight tooth and nail to keep your word and your good
standing. If prospects and customers can’t trust your word, you are dead
and so it will go with your company as well.
64. It is your prerogative to write your VERY own Peddler’s Prerogative
so that we can publish it on our website and you can share your wisdom
and peddler observations with your selling brethren! |